The Days and Lives of Members Who Are Pushed
5:30 Get up for shoot. I’m still sleepy, idiot.
6:30 Manager comes and picks me up. Passed out until we get to the destination.
I have a theater performance tomorrow and I’m worried about remembering my choreography.
7:30 CM shoot starts. The same members as usual.
8:45 Shinoda’s taking pictures of us so I smile.
10:00 Quick break but there is a set and costume change. So tired…
Drama shoot tonight. I’m nervous about working with famous actors.
I’ve been so busy recently that I haven’t had a chance to see the shows I’ve been on.
I do a interview for a TV magazine. I’m starting to run out of things to say during interviews.
I want to work with other members from time to time.
I’m tired but my eyes shine during interviews.
The handshake event is this weekend orz. Standing up for hours is rough.
The filming for our show is in the evening. All I do is sit there and make comments. Do we need this many people?
I haven’t memorized the choreography for the music video we’re shooting tomorrow. I’ll just look around and copy everyone else.
2 AM It’s not over yet…
I got a text from a Team 4 member. Who is this?
People say I don’t update my blog or Google+ enough. If I had time for that, I’d get some sleep instead.
I get so many texts from the younger members. I just respond with, “I love you”.
Drinking with friends. I think there’s a cameraman from a magazine following us…
I’m always in senbatsu but I got in janken senbatsu. I feel bad for the members who don’t get a push. I wanted to get some rest before the year ended.
The members that were in senbatsu with me are starting to be left out. I think my time is up soon…
I forgot to update the blog. Whatever.
My dog likes my manager more than me.
People say I don’t update Google+ at all but I lost my Samsung Galaxy 6 months ago. What am I supposed to say now…
I get so many comments on my blog posts that I can’t read them all.
I have a lot of jobs as AKB but I don’t have any jobs outside it…
Watched AKBINGO for the first time in a long time. I realize that I haven’t been on AKBINGO and become depressed.
I haven’t seen a member I recognize on Shukan AKB in the past month.
Man, I wish I wasn’t getting a push…
If AKB Members Were to Hold A Wedding Ceremony
When the bride and groom are about to give their final speech, tgsk comes out wearing a tuxedo.
The ceremony starts with an overture.
Yukirin looks like she wants to go home.
Aki-P is surprisingly good at giving speeches.
They’ll air a terrible broadcast of the ceremony on Fuji TV.
Yuko starts stripping at the after party.
The members must wear Shinoda Mariko designed wedding dresses.
The seating is decided by lottery.
Itano drops the wedding cake.
The groom gets fished by Milky.
Oohori Megumi goes for the bouquet with everything she’s got.
DiVA gets drunk.
The video introducing the bride and groom is directed by a famous director and is overly dramatic and excessively long.
The bride becomes ill at the last minute and then an understudy fills in.
The bride and groom give you high fives as you exit the ceremony.
From: http://newschoolkaidan.com
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